The Wallet Game(关于概率,数学区没法发)

Professor Smith is having lunch with two math students.
Professor Smith : Let me show you a new game. Put your wallet on
the table.
We'll count the money in each. Whoever has the
smallest amount wins all the money in the other
wallet.

Joe:Hmm.If I have more than Jill,she'll win just what I have.
But if she has more,I'll win more than I have.So I'll win more
than I lose.The game must be in my favor.

Jill:If I have more than Joe,he'll win just what I have.
But if he has more,I'll win more than I have.So I'll win more
than I lose.The game must be in my favor.

How can a game be favorable to both players? It can't. Does this paradox
arise because each players wrongly assumes his chances of winning or losing
are equal?
Can you explain it?



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全是我手打的哦,不是网上拉的!

现在可以了

呼呼，翻译一下、

Professor Smith is having lunch with two math students.
史密斯教授正和两个数学生吃中饭。
Professor Smith : Let me show you a new game. Put your wallet on
the table.
史密斯教授：让我来给你演示一个新游戏。将你们的钱包放在桌上。
We'll count the money in each. Whoever has the
smallest amount wins all the money in the other
wallet.
我们来数一数每个钱包里的钱。谁钱包里的钱最少就能赢得其他人钱包里的所有钱。
Joe:Hmm.If I have more than Jill,she'll win just what I have.
But if she has more,I'll win more than I have.So I'll win more
than I lose.The game must be in my favor.
乔：嗯。。如果我的钱比吉尔的多，她会赢得我所拥有的钱。但如果她的钱比我的多，我就会赢得更多的钱。所以我赢的可能性会比输的可能性大。这游戏肯定对我有利。
Jill:If I have more than Joe,he'll win just what I have.
But if he has more,I'll win more than I have.So I'll win more
than I lose.The game must be in my favor.
吉尔：如果我的钱比乔的多，他会赢得我所拥有的钱。但如果他的钱比我的多，我就会赢得更多的钱。所以我赢的可能性会比输的可能性大。这游戏肯定对我有利。
How can a game be favorable to both players? It can't. Does this paradox
arise because each players wrongly assumes his chances of winning or losing
are equal?
Can you explain it?

求解，最后一段怎么翻？高手速度啊。

　
　　　　一个个旳都是英语高手，于是出现了酱油君来卖瓜子- -，
　　　　占前排，我数学都没搞懂英语还怎么破0.0。。。


　　　　ZZM你怎么这么快也上士了！姐姐我心里不平衡了！
　　　　 【这个原来是罗莉，】
　
　
　

- -我翻译的部分小学二年级的都会。

还有 这个为什么是萝莉啊、

　　　发现了- -刚才还真没有好好看。

　　　你没发现那个猥琐旳老猩猩举着个牌子上面写着【罗莉】么，

lol是 "laughing out loud", or "lots of laughs"的缩写，表示笑得很开心的样子，是网络常用的缩略语。
The origin of LOL is unknown. It is rumored that it first started in print in 1973. 起源并不清楚，据谣传1973年在印刷品中就出现了这个缩略语。
Other rumors attribute its use to the Dutch word lol meaning 'fun'.还有一种说法是，这个词是荷兰语中的"快乐"一词
参考资料：http://www.answers.com/topic/lol-internet-slang?method=6

发帖子的是谁？？？

那个，原来30号是ZZM啊！我才知道呢、
还有，饭饭的头像好可爱啊！
我打算号召大家仿照“欣仔仔”ABB的形式取名字、
没什么事的话。。。。
我撤了、

雷到我了- -
我不想叫铭仔仔。

　
　　　　噢噢噢，谢晴仪我超超超爱你！
　　　　对旳呀对旳呀，欣仔仔多可爱阿是，
　　　　而且整齐又美观！


　　　　【正铭君，鉴于你突然帖子比我多那么多我现在心里极其不爽，】
　　　　【于是我友情免费附赠：铭二二】！
　　　　【赞同旳人们阿！支持我把！】

有点良知的人往LS扔西红柿吧。

　
　　　我笑而不语。
　　　正铭君你直接看我标题把，




　

有道理，王二。

　　
　　张正铭我忍。，
　　叫欣仔！

同题目。

　
　　　　我阿乖。
　　　　正铭君你水帖女王。

How can a game be favorable to both players?
(一个游戏怎么能对双方都有利呢?)It can't.(这是不可能的啦.) Does this paradox
arise because each players wrongly assumes his chances of winning or losing
are equal?(这个悖论之所以成立是因为双方错误地认为他赢跟输的机会是对半开的?)

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不是一一对应的,凑合着看吧.

ZZM叫铭二仔，
欣仔仔叫欣二仔好了、、
哦吼吼、、

见题目

叫 王二小 。

　
　
　


　　　LS惊现晨哥！，
　　　铭二仔和欣二仔听起来太默契，不适合我们

　　　请叫晨哥兔二晨，。

村长辛辛苦苦发的帖彻底水了……